A week workshop. Hope it will not be too freezing up there.:P

An article for you who needs a laugh

 

ROMANCE MATHEMATICS 

Smart man + smart woman = romance

Smart man + dumb woman = affair

Dumb man + smart woman = marriage

Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy

 

OFFICE ARITHMETIC

Smart boss + smart employee = profit

Smart boss + dumb employee = production

Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion

Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime

 

SHOPPING MATH 

A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.

A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.

 

GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS 

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. 

A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife. 

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. 

A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

 

HAPPINESS 

To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little. 

To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.

 

LONGEVITY 

Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die. 

 

PROPENSITY TO CHANGE 

A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. 

A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.

 

DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE 

A woman has the last word in any argument.

Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

 

HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED 

Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next."

They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.

 

Confidence, Happiness, Focus, Communication, Influnce... (maybe persuasiveness, hobbies/talent ...) ...Personality

Feel comfortable in your own skin and with people.

 

YAY! Feb 16-19 going to the game. :p

Went to SF for the holidays. The landscape of city built on rolling hills are quite amazing. We stayed in "mission district" of the city. Awesome food EVERYWHERE. Actually within five blocks we found 3 Chinese, 1 Indian, 1 Pakistan, 2 Italy, 1 Japanese, and 2 Mexican restaurants! Costco is only 5 minutes away, which in Socal usually takes 20-30 minutes. The China town is quite awesome too. Everywhere you can see nothing but mountains of food all over the place ... from dim sum dumplings, to seafood, to homemade cakes, to all kinds of fruits and vege ... homesick ...

 

Love the feeling of this building and this street.

 

It has been a long journey to search for happiness.

 

 

 

Here is the link

http://www.monkeyquiz.com/life/rate_my_life.html

San diego again.

Drive all the way up to Santa Barbara for the wedding. The next day happened to be Old Spanish Day for this famous town and was told from SF to LA there is no hotel room availible ... At least found a rare lamborghini in the resort! A million buck car ... photo first

 

 

A handsome cute little convertible sports car ...

Wish I could drive manual car... ... Could look professional though :P

 

 

Found a hole on my darling surf board ... Duct tape!

 

Did not write on blog for almost 15 months. Felt like taking a long vacation. Many new experiences. Some exciting, some strange, some dangerous and most important some sweet :P

 

Now what? ... ... Real life is more dynamic than school. My forest just gets bigger and bigger. It felt closer, yet strangely harder to find that single tree belonging to me. Some pics first which is easier to do.

 

Money helps a lot to get security,

but career is the real source of accomplishment.

I saw designer switch to business consultant,

and banker goes for real estate development.

One was bothered financially

while the other does not want to work 24/7 for money.

 

I am still seeking my balance and hope I can come to the point of freedom.

Whatever money is, it could give you stablity instead of confidence.

All my life, up to now, is bothered by my front teeth. :D

When they were in a good condition,

I am a welcomed and loved person.

When they were not,

I was kind of dumped too.

So I pretty much can predict my life by checking out my teeth ...

It sounds ridiculous, isn't it?

But the point is to build up "confidence".

 

While everybody has the semester of life,

there are 4 courses:

career, money, family and friends.

How many A+ you can get?

Get to know a very nice girl friend.

8 years older than me but very warm, funny and open minded.

She turned out to be a millionare, 20 millions ... amazing ...

She had a big fight with her 12-year-old girl today.

I have never seen a mom like this.

At least not my mom :D

She made fun of her daughter, totally ignored her,

and kept saying "you are ruining my health, life is so short ..." 

when the girl kept crying.

 

I donot know whether her way is good to educate the children.

Their credits are accounted in dollar.

She "stole" her daughter's 5 dollars for punishment.

And the little girl was totally freaked out.

She cried to complain "you donot have any money and steal from me, who pay your credit card ..."

I was shocked to hear this conversation between them.

 

While what I have seen from the family is that

the mother's happiness does not totally come from the kids.

She needs her own space and personal life.

There is little difference between mom and daughters.

They are all kids ...

Will go to camp for my birthday.

It is Moon Festival.

We will start from the ocean, drive through desert and finally get on top of the mountain.

Mom was waiting to see me on the Moon Festival that year and we met the day after,

on which the moon is most completed. 

 

Hope the trip will fresh me all over.

Do not want to cry on that day.

Under the moon, beside fire, sing "hotel california":