New March

A week workshop. Hope it will not be too freezing up there.:P

An article for you who needs a laugh

 

ROMANCE MATHEMATICS 

Smart man + smart woman = romance

Smart man + dumb woman = affair

Dumb man + smart woman = marriage

Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy

 

OFFICE ARITHMETIC

Smart boss + smart employee = profit

Smart boss + dumb employee = production

Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion

Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime

 

SHOPPING MATH 

A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.

A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.

 

GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS 

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. 

A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife. 

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. 

A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

 

HAPPINESS 

To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little. 

To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.

 

LONGEVITY 

Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die. 

 

PROPENSITY TO CHANGE 

A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. 

A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.

 

DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE 

A woman has the last word in any argument.

Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

 

HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED 

Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next."

They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.

 

Confidence, Happiness, Focus, Communication, Influnce... (maybe persuasiveness, hobbies/talent ...) ...Personality

Feel comfortable in your own skin and with people.

 

YAY! Feb 16-19 going to the game. :p

Went to SF for the holidays. The landscape of city built on rolling hills are quite amazing. We stayed in "mission district" of the city. Awesome food EVERYWHERE. Actually within five blocks we found 3 Chinese, 1 Indian, 1 Pakistan, 2 Italy, 1 Japanese, and 2 Mexican restaurants! Costco is only 5 minutes away, which in Socal usually takes 20-30 minutes. The China town is quite awesome too. Everywhere you can see nothing but mountains of food all over the place ... from dim sum dumplings, to seafood, to homemade cakes, to all kinds of fruits and vege ... homesick ...

 

Love the feeling of this building and this street.

 

It has been a long journey to search for happiness.

 

 

 

Here is the link

http://www.monkeyquiz.com/life/rate_my_life.html